Even if you have a heart of darkness, the truth is, we live in a
colorful world. If that’s not quite your cup of joe and you want to
escape the world of rainbows and cupcakes, you’re going to need a solid
support system. Luckily, it goes by the name of strong coffee.
From high caffeine coffee to your favorite morning brew, espresso shots
to cappuccinos, coffee doesn’t need to bombard you with all sorts of
whacky hues. Yellow, green, blue, red… yuck. All you need is a
dependable shade of caffeine to get you through the day. Oh, that was
supposed to be brown—not caffeine. No matter what coffee color you
choose, let’s be honest: the caffeine is always the best part.
Best Overall: Black Strong Coffee
If you don’t enjoy the beauty of a straight black coffee with high caffeine,
you don’t understand the true artistry it takes to create the perfect
black brew. It’s like staring into a dark abyss of molten goodness. Just
don’t stare for too long. Stagnant coffee can attract everything from a
pesky swarm of gnats to tired dads who reheat coffee in the microwave.
Big yikes.
Most Traditional: Espresso Brown
Espresso has a rich, dark brown hue. It offers an air of sophistication
and timelessness, like that English chestnut table in your
grandparents' dining room. They really know how to nail those wood
finishes, don’t they? We stand corrected—the only enjoyable color
palette exists in a coffee shop and the wood stain aisle of the hardware store.
Best Value: Watered-Down Brown
All right, “best value” doesn’t have anything to do with color, but
some say that the color of watered-down coffee is actually kind of
pretty to look at. However, that doesn’t quite make up for how utterly
disgusting it can be for all your other senses. Plus, it’s a total
insult to coffee growers, roasters and drinkers across the world.
Note:
Some countries have a tradition of intentionally brewing diluted
coffee. Essentially, this entire section was just a ploy to ask these
people, “WTF?” If you’re the type of person who uses one tablespoon of
coffee grounds for every four cups of water—seriously, WTF?
Fanciest Look: Flat White
Flat whites are basically fancy cappuccinos. Steamed milk microfoam is
poured over a double shot of espresso and made into some intricate
design that makes you wonder if your barista is also in art school.
There is less steamed milk in a flat white than a latte, so it’s a
little darker in color. That just means you get to enjoy a higher
coffee-to-milk ratio. Think of a smooth, light brown or a butterscotch
taffy color.
Honorable Mention: Cosmic Latte
Though it’s not a coffee drink (yet), cosmic latte is an actual color.
Astronomers chose this name for the average color of the universe. If
every color in the entire universe were mixed together, what color would
it be? Well, latte simply means milk in Italian—that’s mildly exciting,
at least. So, cosmic latte is sure to be really exciting,
right? Wrong. It’s just a light shade of beige. Nearly 14 billion years
in the making, and that’s what the universe has to show for itself.
Beige.
Well, that was an anticlimactic end to today’s science lesson. Let’s get back to coffee.
You might argue that adding steamed milk to any cup of high caffeine coffee
adds enough variety to your life. And no strong coffee aficionado will
negate that. Still, you could also keep things simple and enjoy the best
coffee color—black. It’s first on the list for a reason.
About Death Wish Coffee Co.
Coming
in boiling hot with coffee that slaps, Death Wish Coffee Company helps
you get in the mood for gray skies and sweater weather with their highly
caffeinated coffee. On any chilly, autumnal morning, there’s nothing
like a cup of USDA Certified Organic coffee with 300 milligrams of
caffeine to give you some goosebumps just in time for spooky season.
Death Wish Coffee Co. uses a combination of Fair Trade Robusta and
Arabica beans for a well-balanced coffee so flavorful and delicious that
you’ll think it’s some kind of black magic. Dive into the darkest—or
mediumest— corners of their collection with the World’s Strongest
Coffee, the World’s Strongest Medium Roast, the World’s Strongest Cold
Brew and all sorts of other ways to get your caffeine fix.
Uncover your favorite shade of Death Wish Coffee at https://www.deathwishcoffee.com/
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